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Zombies, the CDC & The Zombie

May 23, 2011

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‘Bought time somebody began preparing the American people for the coming Zombie attacks! For crying out loud, we have been hearing that this event is coming for generations! My greatest concern is that the CDC did not recommend what is by far the best form of defense & the only known way to stop Zombies – gunshot or blow to the head to destroy the brain. Anyone who has watched The Walking Dead knows this! Is this severe breach in anti-Zombie protocol, major gaff in preparedness to be expected from a government agency – yes. Is it to be tolerated? I say NO!

I Was A Zombie For The FBI

As usual, the government cannot, will not help us – we must take care of ourselves. So, stock up on guns, ammo & baseball bats. When the Zombie Apocalypse begins – no matter who they appear to be: family, friends, neighbors – destroy the brain by either bashing them with a baseball bat or shooting them in the head! Don’t let them touch you, scratch you, bite you, or we’ll shoot you in the head, too. Go ahead & stock up on tobacco products & alcoholic beverages (liquor, beer) – easily fungible assets!

This is a public service announcement. You’re welcome.

The Zombie

It doesn’t come as a surprise to me that most Zombie sightings started in the land that produces rum.
Also, a jigger is a “shot” glass, & measures 1 1/2 ounces of liquid.

Ingredients:

  • 1 jigger Pineapple Juice
  • 1 jigger Orange Juice
  • 1/2 jigger Apricot Brandy
  • 1 teaspoon Sugar
  • 1 jigger Light Rum
  • 1 jigger Dark Rum
  • 1 jigger Lime Juice
  • Dash of Campari
  • 1/2 jigger Bacardi 151 Rum (I love the “flammable” warning label on the bottle!)
  • Orange slice
  • Spearmint sprig
  • Cherry

Instructions:

  1. Blend all ingredients with ice except 151 rum & fruit.
  2. Pour into half a coconut shell, if not available, use a tall glass.
  3. Float 151 rum on top.
  4. Garnish with orange slice, mint sprig & a cherry on top.

Never, NEVER drink more than 2 of these & have your designated driver already lined up before you begin!

In the morning you will understand why this is called a Zombie. Take 2 aspirin, drink a quart of water & a pot of coffee before stepping into public, lest you be mistaken for one of the walking dead & dispatched according to the instructions above.

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