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Funny Friday: A Blonde Guy & Butterscotch Blondies

November 18, 2011

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,”Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.”

The blonde opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.”

White bread bologna sandwich

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!” The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.”

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife. The blonde’s wife said, “Don’t look at me. He made his own lunch.”

Butterscotch Blondies

Ingredients:

  • 3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) Unsalted Butter, softened
  • 3/4 cup Brown Sugar
  • 1/2 cup Sugar
  • 2 Eggs
  • 1 teaspoon Vanilla
  • 2 cups All-purpose Flour
  • 1 teaspoon Baking Soda
  • 1 2/3 cups Butterscotch Chips
  • 1 cup chopped Walnuts

Instructions:

  • Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
  • Cream together butter & sugars until fluffy with electric mixer.
  • Beat in eggs & vanilla.
  • On low speed, add flour & baking soda then butterscotch chips & nuts.
  • Pour into a greased 13 x 9 pan.
  • Bake for 30 to 35 minutes.
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